The list of things I threw into the toilet today after I went to the bathroom but before I flushed.
- A toy hammer
- A toy dinosaur
- A toy turtle
- A toy mirror
- Tampons
- Daddy’s razor and shaving brush
- 4 toothbrushes
- A bottle of powder
- My underpants
- My shorts
And then daddy wouldn’t read me any stories at nap time.